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77 Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? Yeah he got a little behind in his work!
78 Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? It was a weapon of math destruction!
79 What did the sign at the drug rehab center read? "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"
154 What did the masseuse eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti!
193 Did you hear the one about the two peanuts? One was assaulted!
198 Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island? Turned out he was an optical Aleutian.
227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
253 What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator!
324 Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape? To get to the other side!
325 What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
358 What did the NSA agent say on his first date? I'm gonna wiretap that ass!
401 Why couldn't the DJ fish? He kept dropping the bass!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
411 Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? Because the days of fuchsia passed!
414 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
423 What kind of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana!
429 What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole!
437 What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag!
455 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
503 What do you call a British assassin? An arsearsein!
525 Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? They have diplomatic immunity!
541 What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eeeeeyeeeeee!
546 How do locomotives know where to go? They go through lots of training!
550 How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? Romeostasis!
586 What do you call a caveman who wanders around aimlessly? A meanderthal!
602 How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? You grab em by Debussy!
613 Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she didn't see that well.
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.
739 Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!
742 What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrgghh Kelly!

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