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6 results found for tag 'beef'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
4 What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
5 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
470 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!
650 What did the police officer say to the cow? "Nothing to see here; moove along!"
682 What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky!
711 What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? Beef stroganoff.

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