6 results found for tag 'beef'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | What do you call a cow with two legs? | Lean beef! | |
| 5 | What do you call a cow with no legs? | Ground beef! | |
| 470 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? | Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup! | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 682 | What do you call a twitching cow? | Beef jerky! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. |
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