6 results found for tag 'beef'
|4||What do you call a cow with two legs?||Lean beef!|
|5||What do you call a cow with no legs?||Ground beef!|
|470||What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?||Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|682||What do you call a twitching cow?||Beef jerky!|
|711||What do you call a cow masturbating in a field?||Beef stroganoff.|
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