6 results found for tag 'boat'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 588 | What sport can't you do while sleeping? | Awakeboarding! | |
| 614 | Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? | Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat! | |
| 653 | Why can't you tickle a sailor? | Because they're nautical-ish! |
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