6 results found for tag 'boat'
|276||What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?||Halfway!|
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|578||Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?||So they can Scandanavian.|
|588||What sport can't you do while sleeping?||Awakeboarding!|
|614||Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat?||Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!|
|653||Why can't you tickle a sailor?||Because they're nautical-ish!|
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