10 results found for tag 'bra'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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28 | Why was the algebra book sad? | Because he had a lot of problems! | |
78 | Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? | It was a weapon of math destruction! | |
88 | What did the banana say to the vibrator? | "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!" | |
241 | How do you catch a bra? | You set a booby trap! | |
296 | Why should you date a zombie? | Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains! | |
446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
483 | What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? | An ampu-tree! | |
639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! | |
722 | Why did Ariel get new seashells? | Because she outgrew her B-Shells! | |
807 | What do you call two guys who really like math? | Alge-bros! |
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