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5 results found for tag 'bus'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
304 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
415 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
461 What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA, the other is USB!
593 How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...
602 How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? You grab em by Debussy!

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