29 results found for tag 'car'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? | Whittle by whittle! | |
| 18 | What did one snowman say to the other snowman? | "Do you smell carrots?" | |
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 240 | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? | A carrot! | |
| 244 | Did you hear about the company making cardboard belts? | They are a waist of paper! | |
| 255 | What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? | "I'm exhausted!" | |
| 277 | What kind of snake lives on a car? | Windshield Vipers! | |
| 317 | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? | A carrot! | |
| 364 | Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? | It wooden work! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 449 | What do you call a reptillian gambler? | The Lizard of Odds! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 515 | What kind of car does Jesus drive? | A Christler! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 533 | What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? | A cardvark! | |
| 562 | What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? | People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo! | |
| 563 | What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? | I don't know, and I don't care. | |
| 570 | How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? | By taking lots of tray-ning! | |
| 587 | What do you call a stolen Tesla? | An Edison! | |
| 606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! | |
| 619 | What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? | Swaghetti Brolonaise! | |
| 620 | Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? | Because he kept biting his nails! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 735 | Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Because you can't "C" in the dark! | |
| 747 | Why do the French like to eat snails? | They can't stand fast food! | |
| 755 | What should you do if you see a spaceman? | Park your car, man! | |
| 768 | What do you call a car covered in leaves? | An autumobile! | |
| 773 | What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? | Chicken tenders! | |
| 777 | What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? | Reintarnation! |
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