Jokes by tag

29 results found for tag 'car'

« back

ID Setup Punchline Tags
9 What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? Whittle by whittle!
18 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
173 Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
240 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
244 Did you hear about the company making cardboard belts? They are a waist of paper!
255 What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? "I'm exhausted!"
277 What kind of snake lives on a car? Windshield Vipers!
317 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
364 Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? It wooden work!
430 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt!
449 What do you call a reptillian gambler? The Lizard of Odds!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
515 What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler!
524 What did the ghost say to the bee? "Boo, bee!"
533 What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? A cardvark!
562 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!
563 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
570 How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? By taking lots of tray-ning!
587 What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison!
606 Why should you never date a dermatologist? Their care for you is only skin deep!
619 What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? Swaghetti Brolonaise!
620 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Because he kept biting his nails!
709 How does a lady vampire flirt? She bats her eyes!
735 Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? Because you can't "C" in the dark!
747 Why do the French like to eat snails? They can't stand fast food!
755 What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!
768 What do you call a car covered in leaves? An autumobile!
773 What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? Chicken tenders!
777 What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? Reintarnation!

« back

Terms of use:

  1. Enjoy using the site.
  2. Share it with your friends.
  3. Add a joke!
  4. I'm not responsible for content.
  5. Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.

© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.