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8 results found for tag 'christmas'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
172 Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney!
282 Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood!
352 What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!!
390 How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing; it's on the house!
399 Why does Santa eggs benedict from a hubcap? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
400 How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? He has felt your presents!
609 What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
701 Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? She thought it was diet coke!

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