8 results found for tag 'christmas'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 172 | Why doesn't Santa have any children? | Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! | |
| 282 | Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? | Hollywood! | |
| 352 | What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas? | COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!! | |
| 390 | How much did Santa's sleigh cost? | Nothing; it's on the house! | |
| 399 | Why does Santa eggs benedict from a hubcap? | Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise! | |
| 400 | How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? | He has felt your presents! | |
| 609 | What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? | Comet! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! |
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