7 results found for tag 'come'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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33 | Why don't cannibals eat comedians? | Because they taste funny. | |
69 | What does Coca Cola have in common with King Kong? | They both come in liters! | |
476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
482 | What is a comedian's favorite drink? | Booze! | |
485 | How are pornstars paid? | Income. | |
508 | How do you know if an envelope is gay? | If it comes in the mail! | |
609 | What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? | Comet! |
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