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15 results found for tag 'cow'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
4 What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
5 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
27 Where do cows go on Saturday night? To the moooooovies!
378 What does an upside down cow say? Woo!
414 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
421 Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!
436 What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? A coworker!
467 What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? A milk dud!
520 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
549 What's it called when a cow saves your life? Bovine intervention!
607 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
650 What did the police officer say to the cow? "Nothing to see here; moove along!"
682 What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky!
710 Who was the oldest sheriff in the old West? Wyatt AARP!
711 What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? Beef stroganoff.

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