15 results found for tag 'cow'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | What do you call a cow with two legs? | Lean beef! | |
| 5 | What do you call a cow with no legs? | Ground beef! | |
| 27 | Where do cows go on Saturday night? | To the moooooovies! | |
| 378 | What does an upside down cow say? | Woo! | |
| 414 | What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? | It's pasture bedtime! | |
| 421 | Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? | Because he wanted to get a long little doggie! | |
| 436 | What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? | A coworker! | |
| 467 | What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? | A milk dud! | |
| 520 | What do you get from a pampered cow? | Spoiled milk! | |
| 549 | What's it called when a cow saves your life? | Bovine intervention! | |
| 607 | Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? | Because they lactose! | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 682 | What do you call a twitching cow? | Beef jerky! | |
| 710 | Who was the oldest sheriff in the old West? | Wyatt AARP! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. |
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