15 results found for tag 'cow'
|4||What do you call a cow with two legs?||Lean beef!|
|5||What do you call a cow with no legs?||Ground beef!|
|27||Where do cows go on Saturday night?||To the moooooovies!|
|378||What does an upside down cow say?||Woo!|
|414||What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?||It's pasture bedtime!|
|421||Why did the cowboy buy a corgi?||Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!|
|436||What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer?||A coworker!|
|467||What do you call a cow who can't produce milk?||A milk dud!|
|520||What do you get from a pampered cow?||Spoiled milk!|
|549||What's it called when a cow saves your life?||Bovine intervention!|
|607||Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?||Because they lactose!|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|682||What do you call a twitching cow?||Beef jerky!|
|710||Who was the oldest sheriff in the old West?||Wyatt AARP!|
|711||What do you call a cow masturbating in a field?||Beef stroganoff.|
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