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5 results found for tag 'date'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
270 Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? On line!
296 Why should you date a zombie? Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains!
358 What did the NSA agent say on his first date? I'm gonna wiretap that ass!
580 Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated!
606 Why should you never date a dermatologist? Their care for you is only skin deep!

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