5 results found for tag 'date'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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270 | Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? | On line! | |
296 | Why should you date a zombie? | Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains! | |
358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
580 | Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? | He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated! | |
606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! |
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