25 results found for tag 'difference'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | What's the difference between a fish and a piano? | You can't tuna fish! | |
| 86 | What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? | A pickpocket snatches watches... | |
| 87 | What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? | The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts... | |
| 180 | What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Donald Trump? | Her dick works. | |
| 203 | What's the difference between light and hard? | You can sleep with a light on. | |
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 341 | What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? | The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!" | |
| 381 | What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? | You don't look like you could take a joke! | |
| 418 | What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? | One's a superhero, the other is a command! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 461 | What's the difference between America and a flash drive? | One is USA, the other is USB! | |
| 466 | What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? | If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment! | |
| 470 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? | Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup! | |
| 590 | How is herpes different from mono? | You get mono when you snatch a kiss... | |
| 591 | How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? | One's a phony buck... | |
| 592 | How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? | The marine biologist tags a whale... | |
| 593 | How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? | The Panama Canal is a busy ditch... | |
| 594 | How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? | One is a soul full of hope... | |
| 595 | How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? | A gold fish mucks around the fountain... | |
| 596 | How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? | One shucks between fits... | |
| 597 | How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil? | One puts on a display of cunning stunts... | |
| 758 | How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? | One of them is an elephant! | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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