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24 results found for tag 'difference'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
41 What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish!
86 What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches...
87 What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...
180 What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Donald Trump? Her dick works.
203 What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
381 What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You don't look like you could take a joke!
418 What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero, the other is a command!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
455 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
461 What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA, the other is USB!
466 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!
470 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!
590 How is herpes different from mono? You get mono when you snatch a kiss...
591 How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? One's a phony buck...
592 How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? The marine biologist tags a whale...
593 How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...
594 How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? One is a soul full of hope...
595 How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? A gold fish mucks around the fountain...
596 How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits...
597 How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil? One puts on a display of cunning stunts...
758 How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them is an elephant!
798 How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? They both love ramps!

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