15 results found for tag 'dog'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | What was Hellen Keller's dog named? | "NERGGHGHHGHHGHHGHG!" | |
| 8 | What do you call a dog with no legs? | Nothing, he's not gonna come anyway! | |
| 163 | How do you make a hot dog stand? | You take away his chair! | |
| 271 | Why did Snoop Dogg buy a frying pan? | Fo' sizzle. | |
| 273 | Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? | Fo' drizzle. | |
| 274 | What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry? | Ble-atch! | |
| 313 | Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog? | It's a Shih Tzu. | |
| 315 | Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? | In case of a Lil' Wayne! | |
| 385 | How do you say "sup, dawg?" in Japanese? | Konichihuahua! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 408 | Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? | To the retail store! | |
| 421 | Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? | Because he wanted to get a long little doggie! | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 720 | What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? | A lingo dingo! | |
| 736 | What do you call a wild dog that teaches you about slang? | The Lingo Dingo! |
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