15 results found for tag 'dog'
|7||What was Hellen Keller's dog named?||"NERGGHGHHGHHGHHGHG!"|
|8||What do you call a dog with no legs?||Nothing, he's not gonna come anyway!|
|163||How do you make a hot dog stand?||You take away his chair!|
|271||Why did Snoop Dogg buy a frying pan?||Fo' sizzle.|
|273||Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?||Fo' drizzle.|
|274||What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry?||Ble-atch!|
|313||Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog?||It's a Shih Tzu.|
|315||Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?||In case of a Lil' Wayne!|
|385||How do you say "sup, dawg?" in Japanese?||Konichihuahua!|
|406||Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?||Classic conditioning!|
|408||Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?||To the retail store!|
|421||Why did the cowboy buy a corgi?||Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!|
|576||What kind of bone will a dog never eat?||A trombone!|
|720||What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang?||A lingo dingo!|
|736||What do you call a wild dog that teaches you about slang?||The Lingo Dingo!|
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