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8 results found for tag 'drug'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
79 What did the sign at the drug rehab center read? "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"
333 What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary!
335 What time do drug dealers wake up? At the crack of dawn!
370 Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? They couldn't close the coffin!
452 Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Because of hispanic attacks!
469 What do ducks smoke? Quack!
701 Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? She thought it was diet coke!
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.

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