8 results found for tag 'drug'
|79||What did the sign at the drug rehab center read?||"KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"|
|333||What do you call a dictionary on drugs?||Addictionary!|
|335||What time do drug dealers wake up?||At the crack of dawn!|
|370||Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra?||They couldn't close the coffin!|
|452||Why did the Mexican take Xanax?||Because of hispanic attacks!|
|469||What do ducks smoke?||Quack!|
|701||Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low?||She thought it was diet coke!|
|708||What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra?||When you cum, the glass is half full.|
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