5 results found for tag 'duck'
|29||Why don't ducks fly upside down?||Because then they would quack up!|
|243||How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?||Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers!|
|469||What do ducks smoke?||Quack!|
|675||Why do baby ducks walk softly?||Because baby ducks can't walk hardly!|
|749||Why does a duck have feathers on its back?||To cover its butt quack!|
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