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ID Setup Punchline Tags
29 Why don't ducks fly upside down? Because then they would quack up!
243 How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers!
469 What do ducks smoke? Quack!
675 Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk hardly!
749 Why does a duck have feathers on its back? To cover its butt quack!

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