5 results found for tag 'duck'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29 | Why don't ducks fly upside down? | Because then they would quack up! | |
| 243 | How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? | Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers! | |
| 469 | What do ducks smoke? | Quack! | |
| 675 | Why do baby ducks walk softly? | Because baby ducks can't walk hardly! | |
| 749 | Why does a duck have feathers on its back? | To cover its butt quack! |
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