40 results found for tag 'eat'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33 | Why don't cannibals eat comedians? | Because they taste funny. | |
| 77 | Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? | Yeah he got a little behind in his work! | |
| 88 | What did the banana say to the vibrator? | "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!" | |
| 160 | Where do hamburgers go to dance? | To the meat ball! | |
| 167 | How is a gynecologist like a pizza boy? | They both get to smell it but don't get to eat it! | |
| 268 | What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? | Jellyfish! | |
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 274 | What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry? | Ble-atch! | |
| 280 | What side of a turkey has the most feathers? | The outside! | |
| 310 | How does a train eat? | It goes "chew chew"! | |
| 368 | How do snails fight to the death? | They slug it out! | |
| 369 | How do statisticians like their steak? | Median rare | |
| 370 | Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? | They couldn't close the coffin! | |
| 419 | What do Jedi sheep say? | Dagobaaaaah! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 454 | Why is the sky so unhappy? | It has the blues! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 484 | Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? | It's poisson! | |
| 490 | What do you call a tidy philosopher? | Neatzche! | |
| 512 | Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? | Because it was a cheetah! | |
| 536 | What bird can lift the most? | A crane! | |
| 549 | What's it called when a cow saves your life? | Bovine intervention! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 619 | What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? | Swaghetti Brolonaise! | |
| 620 | Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? | Because he kept biting his nails! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 666 | Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent? | Au purchatoire! | |
| 696 | Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion? | Eventually he had to swallow his pride! | |
| 697 | What's the difference between a human and a bullet? | Humans miss John Lennon! | |
| 698 | What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? | "That's a moray!" | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 737 | How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? | "Meet Patty!" | |
| 749 | Why does a duck have feathers on its back? | To cover its butt quack! | |
| 777 | What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? | Reintarnation! | |
| 785 | Which part of the body never wins ? | Defeat! | |
| 787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! | |
| 788 | What do you call a sausage's dad? | Paparoni! |
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