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33 Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
77 Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? Yeah he got a little behind in his work!
88 What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"
160 Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meat ball!
167 How is a gynecologist like a pizza boy? They both get to smell it but don't get to eat it!
268 What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? Jellyfish!
272 What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? "Gee you knit?!"
274 What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry? Ble-atch!
280 What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
310 How does a train eat? It goes "chew chew"!
368 How do snails fight to the death? They slug it out!
369 How do statisticians like their steak? Median rare
370 Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? They couldn't close the coffin!
419 What do Jedi sheep say? Dagobaaaaah!
430 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt!
441 How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? Nuked!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
454 Why is the sky so unhappy? It has the blues!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
484 Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? It's poisson!
490 What do you call a tidy philosopher? Neatzche!
512 Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
536 What bird can lift the most? A crane!
549 What's it called when a cow saves your life? Bovine intervention!
560 How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
576 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone!
619 What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? Swaghetti Brolonaise!
620 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Because he kept biting his nails!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
666 Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purchatoire!
696 Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion? Eventually he had to swallow his pride!
697 What's the difference between a human and a bullet? Humans miss John Lennon!
698 What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? "That's a moray!"
719 Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? He didn't habanero!
737 How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? "Meet Patty!"
749 Why does a duck have feathers on its back? To cover its butt quack!
777 What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? Reintarnation!
785 Which part of the body never wins ? Defeat!
787 How are soybeans and dildos alike? They are both imitation meats!
788 What do you call a sausage's dad? Paparoni!

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