13 results found for tag 'favorite'
|326||What's a physicist's favorite meal?||Fission chips!|
|330||What is a feminist's favorite fruit?||Mango!|
|382||What is a pornstar's favorite building material?||Sement!|
|397||What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord?||A minor!|
|482||What is a comedian's favorite drink?||Booze!|
|579||What's a horse's favorite condiment?||Mayoneighhhs!|
|609||What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?||Comet!|
|621||What's a trashman's favorite holiday?||HAULER-ween!|
|640||What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?||Neck-tarines!|
|671||What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?||Cantaloupe!|
|712||What is a pirate's favorite letter?||You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"!|
|752||What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob?||Quantitties!|
|770||What's a pirate's favorite letter?||"P": it's an "R" without a leg!|
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