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15 results found for tag 'fish'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
41 What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish!
156 What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh!
266 What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
267 Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
268 What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? Jellyfish!
270 Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? On line!
281 Where did the clownfish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon!
304 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
326 What's a physicist's favorite meal? Fission chips!
401 Why couldn't the DJ fish? He kept dropping the bass!
403 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? Because they tend to humpback!
484 Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? It's poisson!
595 How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? A gold fish mucks around the fountain...
603 What is it called when two salmon fight? Fishticuffs!
639 What do you call a messy crustacean? A slobster!

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