15 results found for tag 'fish'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | What's the difference between a fish and a piano? | You can't tuna fish! | |
| 156 | What do you call a fish with no eye? | A fsh! | |
| 266 | What is the best way to communicate with a fish? | Drop him a line! | |
| 267 | Why are fish so smart? | They live in schools! | |
| 268 | What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? | Jellyfish! | |
| 270 | Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? | On line! | |
| 281 | Where did the clownfish go when it needed an operation? | To the sturgeon! | |
| 304 | What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? | One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! | |
| 326 | What's a physicist's favorite meal? | Fission chips! | |
| 401 | Why couldn't the DJ fish? | He kept dropping the bass! | |
| 403 | Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? | Because they tend to humpback! | |
| 484 | Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? | It's poisson! | |
| 595 | How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? | A gold fish mucks around the fountain... | |
| 603 | What is it called when two salmon fight? | Fishticuffs! | |
| 639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! |
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