15 results found for tag 'fish'
|41||What's the difference between a fish and a piano?||You can't tuna fish!|
|156||What do you call a fish with no eye?||A fsh!|
|266||What is the best way to communicate with a fish?||Drop him a line!|
|267||Why are fish so smart?||They live in schools!|
|268||What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches?||Jellyfish!|
|270||Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet?||On line!|
|281||Where did the clownfish go when it needed an operation?||To the sturgeon!|
|304||What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?||One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!|
|326||What's a physicist's favorite meal?||Fission chips!|
|401||Why couldn't the DJ fish?||He kept dropping the bass!|
|403||Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs?||Because they tend to humpback!|
|484||Why shouldn't you eat a French fish?||It's poisson!|
|595||How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat?||A gold fish mucks around the fountain...|
|603||What is it called when two salmon fight?||Fishticuffs!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
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