26 results found for tag 'food'
|33||Why don't cannibals eat comedians?||Because they taste funny.|
|36||Who came first: the chicken or the egg?||The one with the cigarette!|
|38||Why did the tomato blush?||He saw the salad dressing!|
|47||Why did the baby strawberry cry?||Because his parents were in a jam!|
|88||What did the banana say to the vibrator?||"What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"|
|90||Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?||He's now a seasoned veteran!|
|154||What did the masseuse eat for dinner?||Spa-ghetti!|
|160||Where do hamburgers go to dance?||To the meat ball!|
|161||What do you call cheese that isn't yours?||Nacho cheese!|
|163||How do you make a hot dog stand?||You take away his chair!|
|326||What's a physicist's favorite meal?||Fission chips!|
|406||Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?||Classic conditioning!|
|462||What did one plate say to the other plate?||Dinner's on me!|
|502||Why are other vegetables afraid of celery?||Because it stalks!|
|507||Why did the twinkie go to the dentist?||He lost his filling!|
|510||What do you call cheese by itself?||Prov-alone!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|540||How does dinner smell?||Through its nose!|
|557||What do you call children born in a whorehouse?||Brothel sprouts!|
|564||What do bees use to order food online?||Buzzfeed!|
|570||How does a waiter learn to carry so much food?||By taking lots of tray-ning!|
|571||What do you call a dishonest rice dish?||A jambaliar!|
|619||What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses?||Swaghetti Brolonaise!|
|622||Why wasn’t the bread invited to the party?||Because he was always so aloaf!|
|719||Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow?||He didn't habanero!|
|747||Why do the French like to eat snails?||They can't stand fast food!|
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