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33 Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
36 Who came first: the chicken or the egg? The one with the cigarette!
38 Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!
47 Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
88 What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"
90 Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? He's now a seasoned veteran!
154 What did the masseuse eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti!
160 Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meat ball!
161 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
163 How do you make a hot dog stand? You take away his chair!
326 What's a physicist's favorite meal? Fission chips!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
462 What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
507 Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!
510 What do you call cheese by itself? Prov-alone!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
540 How does dinner smell? Through its nose!
557 What do you call children born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts!
564 What do bees use to order food online? Buzzfeed!
570 How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? By taking lots of tray-ning!
571 What do you call a dishonest rice dish? A jambaliar!
619 What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? Swaghetti Brolonaise!
622 Why wasn’t the bread invited to the party? Because he was always so aloaf!
719 Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? He didn't habanero!
747 Why do the French like to eat snails? They can't stand fast food!

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