12 results found for tag 'fruit'
|16||What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?||BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!|
|220||What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana?||The bananus!|
|330||What is a feminist's favorite fruit?||Mango!|
|359||What did the fruit get when he enlisted?||A rasp-beret!|
|474||Why was the man fired from the juice factory?||He couldn't concentrate!|
|480||Why was the avocado stressed out?||He 'vacado 'bout a big test!|
|581||Vegans think butchers are gross...||...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!|
|585||What was Hitler's least favorite brand of gum?||Jews-y Fruit!|
|640||What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?||Neck-tarines!|
|671||What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?||Cantaloupe!|
|684||What's Hitler's least favorite brand of gum?||Jews-y Fruit!|
|804||How do you motivate a tropical bird?||TOUCAN DO IT!|
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