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ID Setup Punchline Tags
87 What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...
227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
250 What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little!
312 What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? "You're just going to have to be a little patient."
374 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? YEEAAAMS!
480 Why was the avocado stressed out? He 'vacado 'bout a big test!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
518 Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? How could anyone stoop so low!
557 What do you call children born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts!
560 How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
581 Vegans think butchers are gross... ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
648 What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay!
716 What's small, red, and has to whisper? A hoarse radish!
717 What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? A has-bean.
730 How do you comfort a skeleton? "It's going tibialright!"
787 How are soybeans and dildos alike? They are both imitation meats!

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