9 results found for tag 'hair'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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163 | How do you make a hot dog stand? | You take away his chair! | |
295 | What do you call a bald porcupine? | Pointless! | |
383 | What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? | Virgin mobile! | |
406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
426 | How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? | F5! | |
431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
459 | How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it! | |
651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
663 | What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? | Gladiator! |
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