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ID Setup Punchline Tags
166 What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat!
276 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway!
379 Quel est le résultat quand tu croisés l'océan atlantique avec le Titanic? à mi-chemin!
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.
754 How was Rome divided? With a pair of Caesars!

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