7 results found for tag 'halloween'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" |
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