7 results found for tag 'hand'
|176||What did the retarded pirate say?||"Q!!!"|
|232||What do you call a judge with no fingers?||Justice Thumbs!|
|319||What kind of tree fits in your hand?||A palm tree!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|440||What did the left hand say to the right hand?||You're right!|
|565||What's the least spoken language in the world?||Sign language.|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
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