7 results found for tag 'hand'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 176 | What did the retarded pirate say? | "Q!!!" | |
| 232 | What do you call a judge with no fingers? | Justice Thumbs! | |
| 319 | What kind of tree fits in your hand? | A palm tree! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 440 | What did the left hand say to the right hand? | You're right! | |
| 565 | What's the least spoken language in the world? | Sign language. | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! |
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