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ID Setup Punchline Tags
176 What did the retarded pirate say? "Q!!!"
232 What do you call a judge with no fingers? Justice Thumbs!
319 What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
440 What did the left hand say to the right hand? You're right!
565 What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
651 How does a paraplegic cow get around? With a veal chair!

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