11 results found for tag 'hell'
|6||Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?||Because she was a woman!|
|7||What was Hellen Keller's dog named?||"NERGGHGHHGHHGHHGHG!"|
|170||What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?||El-if-I-no!|
|318||How do you make holy water?||Boil the Hell out of it!|
|544||What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach?||"Oh no! Michelle!"|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|665||Where do cats go when they die?||Purrgatory!|
|714||What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film?||IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!|
|722||Why did Ariel get new seashells?||Because she outgrew her B-Shells!|
|733||Why don't people get up early in Athens?||Because Dawn is tough on Greece!|
|796||What's Hellen Keller's favorite color?||Corduroy!|
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