11 results found for tag 'hell'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? | Because she was a woman! | |
| 7 | What was Hellen Keller's dog named? | "NERGGHGHHGHHGHHGHG!" | |
| 170 | What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? | El-if-I-no! | |
| 318 | How do you make holy water? | Boil the Hell out of it! | |
| 544 | What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? | "Oh no! Michelle!" | |
| 639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! | |
| 665 | Where do cats go when they die? | Purrgatory! | |
| 714 | What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film? | IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! | |
| 722 | Why did Ariel get new seashells? | Because she outgrew her B-Shells! | |
| 733 | Why don't people get up early in Athens? | Because Dawn is tough on Greece! | |
| 796 | What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? | Corduroy! |
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