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4 results found for tag 'holy'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
15 Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
318 How do you make holy water? Boil the Hell out of it!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
634 What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale

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