4 results found for tag 'holy'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? | "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" | |
| 318 | How do you make holy water? | Boil the Hell out of it! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 634 | What do you call it when Batman skips church? | Christian Bale |
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