9 results found for tag 'iron'
|185||Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face?||She thought the iron was a phone!|
|186||Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face?||They called back!|
|221||What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device?||Irony!|
|416||What do you call Iron Man without his suit?||Stark naked!|
|417||What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel?||A ferrous wheel!|
|418||What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?||One's a superhero, the other is a command!|
|529||What do you call an aardvark made of steel?||A hardvark!|
|583||What kind of exercise do lazy people do?||Diddly squats!|
|702||What do slutty horses wear on their hooves?||Whoreshoes!|
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