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9 results found for tag 'iron'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
185 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? She thought the iron was a phone!
186 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? They called back!
221 What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? Irony!
416 What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked!
417 What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel!
418 What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero, the other is a command!
529 What do you call an aardvark made of steel? A hardvark!
583 What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats!
702 What do slutty horses wear on their hooves? Whoreshoes!

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