9 results found for tag 'iron'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 185 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? | She thought the iron was a phone! | |
| 186 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? | They called back! | |
| 221 | What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? | Irony! | |
| 416 | What do you call Iron Man without his suit? | Stark naked! | |
| 417 | What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel? | A ferrous wheel! | |
| 418 | What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? | One's a superhero, the other is a command! | |
| 529 | What do you call an aardvark made of steel? | A hardvark! | |
| 583 | What kind of exercise do lazy people do? | Diddly squats! | |
| 702 | What do slutty horses wear on their hooves? | Whoreshoes! |
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