7 results found for tag 'jesus'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 351 | Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? | He always gets stuck on 2 across! | |
| 396 | What's a Christian's favorite chord? | G sus! | |
| 515 | What kind of car does Jesus drive? | A Christler! | |
| 580 | Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? | He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated! | |
| 605 | Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? | He's afraid he'll get double crossed! | |
| 634 | What do you call it when Batman skips church? | Christian Bale | |
| 660 | How did Jesus get into such good shape? | Crossfit! |
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