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7 results found for tag 'jesus'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
351 Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 across!
396 What's a Christian's favorite chord? G sus!
515 What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler!
580 Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated!
605 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed!
634 What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
660 How did Jesus get into such good shape? Crossfit!

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