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ID Setup Punchline Tags
217 What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent.
238 Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest!
320 Why did the grocery store delivery boy get fired? Because he was driving people bananas!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
434 Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? They had to pay him overthyme!
437 What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag!
479 Why did the gay whale choke? Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!
764 Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden? Cause he doesn't like Apples!
765 Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? It doesn't have Windows!
772 Why did the iPad go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth!

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