10 results found for tag 'job'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 217 | What do you call a snake who works for the government? | A civil serpent. | |
| 238 | Why did the banker quit his job? | He lost interest! | |
| 320 | Why did the grocery store delivery boy get fired? | Because he was driving people bananas! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 434 | Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? | They had to pay him overthyme! | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 479 | Why did the gay whale choke? | Because he swallowed a lot of seamen! | |
| 764 | Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden? | Cause he doesn't like Apples! | |
| 765 | Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? | It doesn't have Windows! | |
| 772 | Why did the iPad go to the dentist? | Because it had Bluetooth! |
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