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5 results found for tag 'john'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
374 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? YEEAAAMS!
405 What do you call a really fat Latino singer? El Ton John
430 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt!
447 What happened to Watson after Sherlock died? He became Holmesless!
697 What's the difference between a human and a bullet? Humans miss John Lennon!

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