27 results found for tag 'kin'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? | "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" | |
| 35 | What do you call a sleepwalking nun? | A roamin' Catholic. | |
| 69 | What does Coca Cola have in common with King Kong? | They both come in liters! | |
| 88 | What did the banana say to the vibrator? | "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!" | |
| 217 | What do you call a snake who works for the government? | A civil serpent. | |
| 222 | How do you know when an Egyptian king is horny? | From all the Pharoah moans! | |
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 426 | How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? | F5! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 503 | What do you call a British assassin? | An arsearsein! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 535 | What do you call someone who studies albino dinosaurs? | A pale-leontologist! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 559 | What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? | "Hey! I kneaded that!" | |
| 591 | How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? | One's a phony buck... | |
| 605 | Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? | He's afraid he'll get double crossed! | |
| 606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 654 | Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? | Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! | |
| 676 | What do you call an unshaven British spy? | Stubble-oh-seven! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 753 | How did Thor lose his lightning powers? | His father grounded him! | |
| 775 | How often do your friends from the round table visit you? | Always! They come a lot! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! |
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