7 results found for tag 'lady'
|12||What insect has the best manners?||A ladybug!|
|366||How do you get four old ladies to yell "SHIT!"?||Get a fifth old lady to yell "BINGO!"|
|388||Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared?||She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her!|
|525||Why don't ambassadors ever get sick?||They have diplomatic immunity!|
|594||How is a nun different from a lady in a bath?||One is a soul full of hope...|
|613||Why did the old lady fall in the well?||Because she didn't see that well.|
|709||How does a lady vampire flirt?||She bats her eyes!|
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