11 results found for tag 'light'
|25||Why do fluorescent lights always hum?||Because they don't know the words!|
|203||What's the difference between light and hard?||You can sleep with a light on.|
|219||What's blue and doesn't weigh much?||Light blue|
|380||How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?||Two: one to screw it all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end!|
|455||What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?||A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!|
|537||Why is Peter Pan always flying?||He Neverlands!|
|647||How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?||Just Juan!|
|669||What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?||One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter!|
|723||What do you call a statue with a lightsaber?||Mannequin Skywalker!|
|753||How did Thor lose his lightning powers?||His father grounded him!|
|794||How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?||How many did it take last year?|
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