21 results found for tag 'low'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44 | How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? | Give her a shovel! | |
| 75 | What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen? | Linoleum Blownapart! | |
| 91 | Why couldn't the clown juggle? | He just didn't have the balls! | |
| 213 | Did you hear about the new courduroy pillows? | They're making headlines! | |
| 220 | What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? | The bananus! | |
| 226 | What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? | Reality! | |
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 355 | Why does the NSA hate igloos? | Because they are snow dens! | |
| 415 | If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? | Pilgrims! | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 439 | What do Indian flowers grow? | Patels! | |
| 479 | Why did the gay whale choke? | Because he swallowed a lot of seamen! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" |
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