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21 results found for tag 'low'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
44 How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel!
75 What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart!
91 Why couldn't the clown juggle? He just didn't have the balls!
213 Did you hear about the new courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
220 What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? The bananus!
226 What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality!
307 What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pumpkin.
353 What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie!
355 Why does the NSA hate igloos? Because they are snow dens!
415 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
420 What do you call a lonely Kleenex? A missue!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
437 What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag!
439 What do Indian flowers grow? Patels!
479 Why did the gay whale choke? Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
524 What did the ghost say to the bee? "Boo, bee!"
621 What's a trashman's favorite holiday? HAULER-ween!
701 Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? She thought it was diet coke!
709 How does a lady vampire flirt? She bats her eyes!
730 How do you comfort a skeleton? "It's going tibialright!"

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