21 results found for tag 'low'
|44||How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?||Give her a shovel!|
|75||What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?||Linoleum Blownapart!|
|91||Why couldn't the clown juggle?||He just didn't have the balls!|
|213||Did you hear about the new courduroy pillows?||They're making headlines!|
|220||What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana?||The bananus!|
|226||What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?||Reality!|
|307||What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween?||Pumpkin.|
|353||What do you call a fast zombie?||A zoombie!|
|355||Why does the NSA hate igloos?||Because they are snow dens!|
|415||If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?||Pilgrims!|
|420||What do you call a lonely Kleenex?||A missue!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|437||What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?||Gag!|
|439||What do Indian flowers grow?||Patels!|
|479||Why did the gay whale choke?||Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|524||What did the ghost say to the bee?||"Boo, bee!"|
|621||What's a trashman's favorite holiday?||HAULER-ween!|
|701||Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low?||She thought it was diet coke!|
|709||How does a lady vampire flirt?||She bats her eyes!|
|730||How do you comfort a skeleton?||"It's going tibialright!"|
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