10 results found for tag 'math'
|78||Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class?||It was a weapon of math destruction!|
|249||Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?||He worked it out with a pencil!|
|325||What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?||Beer.|
|432||What's the average math teacher like?||Mean!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|694||What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?||A πthon!|
|740||What do people who argue about arithmetic have in common with horny people with lisps?||They are both math debaters!|
|752||What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob?||Quantitties!|
|798||How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike?||They both love ramps!|
|807||What do you call two guys who really like math?||Alge-bros!|
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