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ID Setup Punchline Tags
77 Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? Yeah he got a little behind in his work!
160 Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meat ball!
369 How do statisticians like their steak? Median rare
737 How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? "Meet Patty!"
787 How are soybeans and dildos alike? They are both imitation meats!
788 What do you call a sausage's dad? Paparoni!

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