6 results found for tag 'meat'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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77 | Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? | Yeah he got a little behind in his work! | |
160 | Where do hamburgers go to dance? | To the meat ball! | |
369 | How do statisticians like their steak? | Median rare | |
737 | How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? | "Meet Patty!" | |
787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! | |
788 | What do you call a sausage's dad? | Paparoni! |
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