6 results found for tag 'meat'
|77||Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?||Yeah he got a little behind in his work!|
|160||Where do hamburgers go to dance?||To the meat ball!|
|369||How do statisticians like their steak?||Median rare|
|737||How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?||"Meet Patty!"|
|787||How are soybeans and dildos alike?||They are both imitation meats!|
|788||What do you call a sausage's dad?||Paparoni!|
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