5 results found for tag 'miss'
|336||What do you call a bear without an ear?||A "B"!|
|365||How did the hippie count his many wives?||He counted, "One Missus Hippie, two Missus Hippie, three Missus Hippie..."|
|420||What do you call a lonely Kleenex?||A missue!|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
|697||What's the difference between a human and a bullet?||Humans miss John Lennon!|
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