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11 results found for tag 'moo'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
378 What does an upside down cow say? Woo!
388 Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her!
414 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
457 What is the moon's favorite gum? Orbit!
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
467 What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? A milk dud!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
488 How do you keep a space ship tied down? With an astro knot!
520 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
650 What did the police officer say to the cow? "Nothing to see here; moove along!"
682 What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky!

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