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5 results found for tag 'moon'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
388 Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her!
457 What is the moon's favorite gum? Orbit!
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
488 How do you keep a space ship tied down? With an astro knot!

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