14 results found for tag 'music'
|258||Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?||Because he was Baroque!|
|396||What's a Christian's favorite chord?||G sus!|
|397||What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord?||A minor!|
|401||Why couldn't the DJ fish?||He kept dropping the bass!|
|405||What do you call a really fat Latino singer?||El Ton John|
|444||How do you pay 5 cents for a concert?||Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback!|
|446||What rock band has four members but doesn't play music?||Mt. Rushmore!|
|527||What do you call a singing aardvark?||A bardvark!|
|560||How do farmers party?||They turnip the beet!|
|602||How do you sexually harass a classical music fan?||You grab em by Debussy!|
|637||Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped?||The Police have no lead!|
|668||What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?||A flat major!|
|700||Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes?||You could put an aye out, or even get kilt!|
|734||What do you call a Japanese cover band playing 70s music?||The Mitsubeegees!|
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