11 results found for tag 'night'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 27 | Where do cows go on Saturday night? | To the moooooovies! | |
| 152 | What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? | She went to go sea a movie! | |
| 386 | Why did the knight retire? | He was becoming middle aged! | |
| 388 | Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? | She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her! | |
| 391 | What do you call a porcelain knight? | Sir Amic | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 580 | Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? | He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated! | |
| 775 | How often do your friends from the round table visit you? | Always! They come a lot! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! |
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