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14 results found for tag 'off'

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19 What did one casket say to the other casket? "Is that you coffin?"
34 A man orders coffee in a restaurant. He takes a sip and spits it out, yelling, "This coffee tastes like mud!" The waiter comes by and says, "Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."
79 What did the sign at the drug rehab center read? "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"
262 What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off!
362 What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? It's fucking close to water!
370 Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? They couldn't close the coffin!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
483 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? An ampu-tree!
511 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
547 What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker!
679 Why do police love arcades? Because they give lots of tickets!
681 Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? He said it was Excel Lent!
711 What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? Beef stroganoff.
792 Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office!

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