8 results found for tag 'oil'
|308||Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?||Because the P is silent!|
|318||How do you make holy water?||Boil the Hell out of it!|
|407||Why did the French chef kill himself?||He lost the huile d'olive!|
|520||What do you get from a pampered cow?||Spoiled milk!|
|530||What do you call a fat aardvark?||A lardvark!|
|599||Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust?||Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!|
|627||What do plumber's children play with?||Toylets!|
|715||What do you call mud with psychiatric problems?||Clayzy!|
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