Jokes by tag

8 results found for tag 'oil'

« back

ID Setup Punchline Tags
308 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
318 How do you make holy water? Boil the Hell out of it!
407 Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive!
520 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
530 What do you call a fat aardvark? A lardvark!
599 Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!
627 What do plumber's children play with? Toylets!
715 What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? Clayzy!

« back

Terms of use:

  1. Enjoy using the site.
  2. Share it with your friends.
  3. Add a joke!
  4. I'm not responsible for content.
  5. Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.

© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.