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19 results found for tag 'out'

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227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
280 What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
336 What do you call a bear without an ear? A "B"!
415 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
424 What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time!
446 What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? Mt. Rushmore!
452 Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Because of hispanic attacks!
507 Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!
543 How many sides does a circle have? Two: the outside and the inside!
557 What do you call children born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts!
567 What's Irish and sits outside all day? Patty O'Furniture!
582 Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's like regular tennis, but without the racket!
583 What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats!
618 Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash them out tide!
677 What do you call two guys who hang out by the window? Kurt and Rod!
720 What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? A lingo dingo!
739 Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!
756 What should you do if you see a fireman? Put it out, man!
776 How do you easily differentiate South Korea from North Korea? Comunists have no Seoul!

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