19 results found for tag 'out'
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|280||What side of a turkey has the most feathers?||The outside!|
|336||What do you call a bear without an ear?||A "B"!|
|415||If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?||Pilgrims!|
|424||What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common?||A man who didn't take it out in time!|
|446||What rock band has four members but doesn't play music?||Mt. Rushmore!|
|452||Why did the Mexican take Xanax?||Because of hispanic attacks!|
|507||Why did the twinkie go to the dentist?||He lost his filling!|
|543||How many sides does a circle have?||Two: the outside and the inside!|
|557||What do you call children born in a whorehouse?||Brothel sprouts!|
|567||What's Irish and sits outside all day?||Patty O'Furniture!|
|582||Have you ever played quiet tennis?||It's like regular tennis, but without the racket!|
|583||What kind of exercise do lazy people do?||Diddly squats!|
|618||Why must you wash you clothes in Tide?||Because it's too cold to wash them out tide!|
|677||What do you call two guys who hang out by the window?||Kurt and Rod!|
|720||What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang?||A lingo dingo!|
|739||Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?||Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!|
|756||What should you do if you see a fireman?||Put it out, man!|
|776||How do you easily differentiate South Korea from North Korea?||Comunists have no Seoul!|
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