6 results found for tag 'pants'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 169 | Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? | Because his pecker is on his head! | |
| 224 | What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? | No ballroom! | |
| 233 | What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? | Denim denim denim! | |
| 450 | What has 100 legs but can't walk? | 50 pairs of pants! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 750 | Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? | She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans! |
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