6 results found for tag 'pants'
|169||Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?||Because his pecker is on his head!|
|224||What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?||No ballroom!|
|233||What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?||Denim denim denim!|
|450||What has 100 legs but can't walk?||50 pairs of pants!|
|611||Why is the army so strict about uniforms?||To minimize casual tees!|
|750||Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland?||She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans!|
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