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6 results found for tag 'pants'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
169 Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head!
224 What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom!
233 What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim!
450 What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants!
611 Why is the army so strict about uniforms? To minimize casual tees!
750 Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans!

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