5 results found for tag 'pass'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 411 | Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? | Because the days of fuchsia passed! | |
| 423 | What kind of weed do lizards smoke? | Mariguana! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! |
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