10 results found for tag 'pot'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 253 | What do you call a potato wearing glasses? | A spectator! | |
| 254 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 278 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 308 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? | Because the P is silent! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 423 | What kind of weed do lizards smoke? | Mariguana! | |
| 481 | What do you call a lazy kangaroo? | A pouch potato! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 669 | What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter! |
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