10 results found for tag 'pot'
|253||What do you call a potato wearing glasses?||A spectator!|
|254||Why does Waldo wear stripes?||Because he doesn't want to be spotted!|
|278||Why does Waldo wear stripes?||Because he doesn't want to be spotted!|
|308||Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?||Because the P is silent!|
|374||What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable?||YEEAAAMS!|
|423||What kind of weed do lizards smoke?||Mariguana!|
|481||What do you call a lazy kangaroo?||A pouch potato!|
|641||What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil?||A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|669||What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?||One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter!|
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