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10 results found for tag 'religion'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
383 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!
396 What's a Christian's favorite chord? G sus!
397 What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord? A minor!
478 What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible? An eighth-theist!
504 Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Ark hives!
515 What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler!
605 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed!
634 What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
660 How did Jesus get into such good shape? Crossfit!
718 What did the Amish girl do to get excommunicated? 2 Mennonite!

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