10 results found for tag 'religion'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 383 | What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? | Virgin mobile! | |
| 396 | What's a Christian's favorite chord? | G sus! | |
| 397 | What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord? | A minor! | |
| 478 | What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible? | An eighth-theist! | |
| 504 | Where did Noah keep the bees? | In the Ark hives! | |
| 515 | What kind of car does Jesus drive? | A Christler! | |
| 605 | Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? | He's afraid he'll get double crossed! | |
| 634 | What do you call it when Batman skips church? | Christian Bale | |
| 660 | How did Jesus get into such good shape? | Crossfit! | |
| 718 | What did the Amish girl do to get excommunicated? | 2 Mennonite! |
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