10 results found for tag 'religion'
|383||What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?||Virgin mobile!|
|396||What's a Christian's favorite chord?||G sus!|
|397||What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord?||A minor!|
|478||What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?||An eighth-theist!|
|504||Where did Noah keep the bees?||In the Ark hives!|
|515||What kind of car does Jesus drive?||A Christler!|
|605||Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?||He's afraid he'll get double crossed!|
|634||What do you call it when Batman skips church?||Christian Bale|
|660||How did Jesus get into such good shape?||Crossfit!|
|718||What did the Amish girl do to get excommunicated?||2 Mennonite!|
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