8 results found for tag 'rock'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 294 | What did the shy pebble wish for? | To be a little boulder! | |
| 341 | What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? | The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!" | |
| 415 | If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? | Pilgrims! | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 766 | How do mountains hear? | With mountaineers! |
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