8 results found for tag 'rock'
|294||What did the shy pebble wish for?||To be a little boulder!|
|341||What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?||The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"|
|415||If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?||Pilgrims!|
|438||Why are there no transvestites in space?||Because there's no drag!|
|446||What rock band has four members but doesn't play music?||Mt. Rushmore!|
|476||Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?||Because they are a little meteor!|
|707||Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band?||It was just one ting after another!|
|766||How do mountains hear?||With mountaineers!|
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