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8 results found for tag 'rock'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
294 What did the shy pebble wish for? To be a little boulder!
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
415 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
438 Why are there no transvestites in space? Because there's no drag!
446 What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? Mt. Rushmore!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
707 Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? It was just one ting after another!
766 How do mountains hear? With mountaineers!

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