14 results found for tag 'row'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 174 | What washes up on tiny beaches? | Microwaves! | |
| 236 | What's brown and rhymes with snoop? | Dr. Dre! | |
| 243 | How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? | Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers! | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 394 | What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? | If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture! | |
| 429 | What do you call an artist with a brown finger? | Picassole! | |
| 439 | What do Indian flowers grow? | Patels! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 453 | What's brown and sounds like a bell? | DUNG! | |
| 568 | What do you call a room full of black birds? | Crow-ded! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 750 | Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? | She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans! | |
| 779 | When does a square become a cube? | When it hits cuberty! |
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